Romney's Dog had it easy...

GOP Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is getting criticized from the press and animal rights activists for an incident that happened in 1983, in which Romney strapped his dog to the roof of the family car for a 12 hour trip to Ontario.


I personally think Fido had it easy. I recall a recent trip to Darfur, where my comrades and I procured "takeout" -- a live goat -- which we strapped to the top of our vehicle and then drove 2 hours back to our base camp. Upon our return, we promptly slaughtered the goat and ate him over a three day period.

Our dinner: